Archive for January, 2012

January 14, 2012

Urinating on dead bodies & New Gingrich is the shit

“the shit” def: cool, awesome

Urinating on dead bodies, I don’t think this is so bad– when juxtaposed to the preceding blowing-their-brains-out.

As a national pastime, I think the United States of America should probably stick to baseball. As for urinating on dead bodies, this is something like “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

People don’t really want to know how shit goes down. Yea, that’s what happens when you send people to war, to murder people on the other side of the world.

Murder vs Peeing on someone who was trying to kill you.

If someone was trying to kill me, I’d pee on them first, then blow their brains out.

Then I’d pee on them again.

don’t lie and say you wouldn’t take the opportunity to shit on your biggest enemy, I think we’re holding the military to a ridiculous standard when we condone murder then chastise them for desecrating enemies’ dead bodies.

how bout we just don’t kill them in the first place?

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I kind of dig Newt Gingrich because he’s blunt and isn’t afraid to tackle racial issues. If you dance around racial issues without confronting them head-on, you risk ignoring the problems.

Anyways, Newt tells it like it is, straight up with no filter. Maybe a filter would gain him more popularity but I prefer honesty ==> that fool his honest and he’s got balls.

Ron Paul– this guy is super honest but I don’t know if he has the balls to crush it.

Mitt Romney def has the balls to go crush it like Clinton did, but I feel like he’s always acting and smiling for the camera. I don’t like fake people.

I met Mitt Romney before, the first time he ran, back in 2007-2008, at a fundraiser held in Beverly Hills at Geoff Palmer’s mansion. He shook my hand and said “nice to meet you AGAIN.”

I didn’t say anything, but I was thinking “lol I’ve never met you before.”

I guess all asian people look alike.

I vote Alec Baldwin for president

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